1 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,311 Previously on Danger 5... 2 00:00:03,412 --> 00:00:05,495 You took those photos to get back at Khrushchev? 3 00:00:07,634 --> 00:00:09,425 Aaagh! 4 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:11,509 Game's up, my friend! Drop the wiener! 5 00:00:11,717 --> 00:00:13,467 Sonofabitch! 6 00:00:13,675 --> 00:00:15,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 7 00:00:17,425 --> 00:00:18,842 Hitler has possessed Holly 8 00:00:19,050 --> 00:00:22,009 and now I think he's messing with the space-time continuum! 9 00:00:26,384 --> 00:00:27,759 Quickly, friends! Take a drink! 10 00:00:27,967 --> 00:00:30,134 We're going back in time! 11 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:10,509 Goal! 12 00:01:11,884 --> 00:01:14,342 Hmm. 13 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:20,842 Ma perche...? Ma che cosa...? 14 00:01:52,175 --> 00:01:53,842 Hoo-hoo! 15 00:02:03,259 --> 00:02:04,342 Ugh! 16 00:02:06,217 --> 00:02:08,717 It worked. We're back in World War II. 17 00:02:08,925 --> 00:02:11,509 What the hell did you put in that time travel cocktail, Pierre? 18 00:02:11,675 --> 00:02:14,175 Mozzarella! You can't go back in time without cheese! 19 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,134 No! Don't shoot! 20 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:21,759 Shut up! Shut up! 21 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,467 It's the space-time continuum. 22 00:02:23,675 --> 00:02:26,300 Anything we alter here, in the past, can change the future. 23 00:02:27,675 --> 00:02:29,217 So, we can't shoot Nazis? No. 24 00:02:29,425 --> 00:02:30,967 We can't shoot Nazis?! Heil Hitler! 25 00:02:33,384 --> 00:02:35,509 Nein! Nein! Nein! 26 00:02:39,134 --> 00:02:40,759 Aaagh! 27 00:02:40,967 --> 00:02:42,884 Aaagh! Aaagh! 28 00:02:44,259 --> 00:02:46,759 My neck! Oh! The continuum! 29 00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,842 The continuum, my friend! The continuum! 30 00:02:49,050 --> 00:02:52,342 Whoa, whoa! Easy, pal. Easy, easy. Let me see, let me see. 31 00:02:52,550 --> 00:02:54,759 Oh, your neck is fine! 32 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,300 There's nothing there! 33 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,884 You're cool! Be cool! 34 00:02:58,092 --> 00:03:00,175 Calm down, you silly billy. 35 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:06,134 Just listen to me, my friends. 36 00:03:06,342 --> 00:03:09,384 Hitler possessed Holly. He has come back here to alter the future. 37 00:03:09,592 --> 00:03:12,759 And we have to stop and make sure we don't alter the future in the process. 38 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:13,800 Huh? 39 00:03:14,009 --> 00:03:15,967 Ohh! 40 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:18,050 Alright, we were here before! 41 00:03:18,259 --> 00:03:20,259 This is the last Christmas of the war! 42 00:03:20,467 --> 00:03:22,509 The mission was to rescue the Colonel. 43 00:03:22,717 --> 00:03:26,134 We flew the Danger Zeppelin with the Deluxe Danger Rocket attachment. 44 00:03:29,134 --> 00:03:31,592 While I took care of the guards. 45 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:35,592 Then we freed the Colonel and discovered the cocktail waterfall! 46 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:38,050 Hey! I forgot about the waterfall! 47 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,675 We all got so drunk! 48 00:03:39,884 --> 00:03:41,800 Wait! That means Claire's here! 49 00:03:42,009 --> 00:03:43,550 I'll see her again! 50 00:03:43,759 --> 00:03:46,050 Oh, no, no, don't get any ideas, Tucker. 51 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,842 All we have to do is capture Holly - uh, Hitler Holly - 52 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:51,384 and return to the future before any damage is done. 53 00:03:55,550 --> 00:03:56,884 Da... Yeah! Yeah! 54 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:58,425 No! NO! 55 00:03:58,634 --> 00:04:00,092 Don't touch anything, 56 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,634 don't talk to anyone, don't shoot any more Nazis 57 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:06,009 and don't do anything foolish like talk to your past self. 58 00:04:06,217 --> 00:04:08,342 Yes. You're right, Pierre. 59 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:11,842 It would be foolish of me to embrace this opportunity 60 00:04:12,050 --> 00:04:13,842 to see my wife alive again... 61 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,467 ..or to hold her... 62 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:19,050 ..to kiss her. 63 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,592 Mmm! Ah-ha-ha! 64 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,134 No, no, no! Tucker! 65 00:04:22,342 --> 00:04:24,467 Stop Holly before she ruins the future! 66 00:04:43,259 --> 00:04:46,009 Merry Christmas, my friends. We come, bearing gifts! 67 00:04:53,342 --> 00:04:55,759 That little girl looks and sounds like Hitler. 68 00:04:55,967 --> 00:04:58,759 And it looks like she's packin' some sort of heat. 69 00:05:01,925 --> 00:05:04,175 Aaaaaaagh! 70 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,509 Nice shot, my friend, huh? 71 00:05:07,717 --> 00:05:09,509 Alright, team. 72 00:05:09,717 --> 00:05:11,425 Let's go rescue the Colonel. 73 00:05:40,759 --> 00:05:44,634 Your plan is as repulsive as this vegetarian cuttlefish, Hitler. 74 00:05:53,675 --> 00:05:55,925 Oh... Ah... 75 00:05:57,967 --> 00:05:58,842 Ohh... 76 00:06:20,425 --> 00:06:22,217 Huh? 77 00:06:30,092 --> 00:06:31,134 Ha! 78 00:06:32,842 --> 00:06:34,884 Toodle-oo! That'll do. 79 00:06:35,092 --> 00:06:37,217 Hmm-hmm-hmm! Stop it, Tucker! 80 00:06:37,425 --> 00:06:40,592 You're doing irreversible damage to the fabric of time! 81 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,217 And my mind! I'm sorry, Pierre. 82 00:06:43,425 --> 00:06:46,384 But I'm in love! Claire, I'm coming for you! 83 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:51,050 Aaagh... 84 00:06:52,384 --> 00:06:54,800 Merry Christmas, Pierre! 85 00:06:55,009 --> 00:06:56,425 Aaagh! 86 00:06:56,634 --> 00:06:58,967 Aaaaaaagh! 87 00:07:04,884 --> 00:07:06,384 Oh... 88 00:07:06,592 --> 00:07:08,925 No, no, it's me! 89 00:07:09,134 --> 00:07:11,217 The continuum! It's OK, my friend. Come. 90 00:07:11,425 --> 00:07:13,717 Join the Christmas luau, huh? 91 00:07:25,092 --> 00:07:28,467 Aaaagh! 92 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,502 Oh. Huh? 93 00:07:49,509 --> 00:07:51,009 It looks like trouble. 94 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:02,342 Only Americans drink the nog. 95 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,377 Go, go, Danger Net Pack! 96 00:08:31,384 --> 00:08:33,127 No, not the Net Pack! 97 00:08:33,134 --> 00:08:34,878 Freeze, you Kraut bastards! 98 00:08:34,885 --> 00:08:37,461 Sigaretu? Hmm? 99 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,967 Huh? 100 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:47,078 Yes! Yes! 101 00:08:47,085 --> 00:08:48,828 Let go of me, you brute! 102 00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:50,453 Let go of YOU, you brute! 103 00:08:50,460 --> 00:08:51,495 Claire. 104 00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:54,453 Ha! En garde, Kaltenbrunner! 105 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:56,412 Oh! 106 00:08:56,418 --> 00:08:58,335 Oh... Off with your toupee! 107 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:03,912 Ahh! Ohh! No! 108 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:06,578 It burns! 109 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:09,412 Are you ready for prime time? What's that? 110 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,912 It's when I show you my stiffy. 111 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:13,703 Oh! 112 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:15,662 Not so fast, you Nazi pastie! 113 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:18,745 I'll save you, Claire. Tucker! 114 00:09:18,751 --> 00:09:21,251 There's only room in the world for one Tucker. 115 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,120 Ohh! 116 00:09:25,126 --> 00:09:26,662 Ha-ha-ha! 117 00:09:26,668 --> 00:09:28,787 Oh, wunderbar! Wunderbar! 118 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:31,578 Excellent! Excellent shooting. 119 00:09:31,585 --> 00:09:35,537 Lieutenant, would you care to join us in the dungeon 120 00:09:35,543 --> 00:09:39,168 to, uh, unwrap this tasty little Christmas present? 121 00:09:40,710 --> 00:09:42,078 Yes. Yes. 122 00:09:42,085 --> 00:09:44,501 Yes, I would. 123 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:58,287 This is the best Christmas miracle a man could wish for. 124 00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:00,412 A visit from my future self. 125 00:10:00,418 --> 00:10:02,203 No, no, I can't be talking to you. 126 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:05,037 I could be totally ducking up the continuum. 127 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:07,203 How did you know I was from the future? 128 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,828 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, my future friend, huh? 129 00:10:09,835 --> 00:10:11,370 Here. 130 00:10:11,376 --> 00:10:13,703 Have a drink of some Honolulu Lullaby. 131 00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:15,210 Drink. 132 00:10:17,168 --> 00:10:19,787 Man, that's a tasty drink! 133 00:10:19,793 --> 00:10:22,787 And nothing bad seems to be happening. 134 00:10:22,793 --> 00:10:24,328 Mm. Yeah. 135 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:26,287 Maybe a little partying with my past self 136 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,037 won't hurt the continuum after all. 137 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:29,578 Hey... 138 00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,870 This calls for a celebration! 139 00:10:32,876 --> 00:10:34,418 Hey, hey, hey! 140 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:37,995 Hey. What is that? 141 00:10:38,001 --> 00:10:39,543 It's the future! 142 00:10:42,168 --> 00:10:43,835 Play. 143 00:10:57,835 --> 00:11:00,126 Uh... Hmm. 144 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,787 Let me get this straight - you guys came back from the future 145 00:11:37,793 --> 00:11:39,953 to stop an invincible girl, possessed by Hitler, 146 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,495 from changing the future? 147 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,578 That means we don't kill Hitler, right? 148 00:11:43,585 --> 00:11:45,912 Yeah, but we got more important things to worry about. 149 00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:48,453 More important? What's more important than...? 150 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:51,787 You gotta do something about Ilsa while YOU still have a chance. 151 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:55,037 Do something? Like... what do you mean? 152 00:11:55,043 --> 00:11:58,120 You gotta man up and move in, before she goes 100% Commie. 153 00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,995 And tell her how you feel. 154 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:02,120 Tell her how I feel? Yeah. 155 00:12:02,126 --> 00:12:04,787 Feelings? What - do I become some sort of fruit in the future? 156 00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,335 Mm. 157 00:12:13,001 --> 00:12:14,085 Shit! Shit! 158 00:12:16,876 --> 00:12:19,293 Aagh! 159 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,037 Get the hell down, man! Go! 160 00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:27,543 Go, go! 161 00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,870 Go, go, go! Get in the hole! 162 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,912 ♪ Springtime in Vienna! ♪ 163 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:40,662 Stop working so fast, Kaltenbrunner. 164 00:12:40,668 --> 00:12:44,412 Can't you see I want her to cower at the terror of my 40 chickens?! 165 00:12:44,418 --> 00:12:47,245 WE agreed on the bricking, Ali Baba. 166 00:12:47,251 --> 00:12:49,453 Anyway, I only count eight chickens. 167 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,745 Alas, many chicken fell on the journey 168 00:12:51,751 --> 00:12:53,787 from Damascus to Aqaba. 169 00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:56,828 But what if we entomb her with these? 170 00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,162 Yes! Think of the honey! 171 00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,203 Hey! I love honey! 172 00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:03,662 What you think about that, Lieutenant? 173 00:13:03,668 --> 00:13:05,578 Ugh! 174 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,078 The jokes ON you, Kaltenbrunner. 175 00:13:08,085 --> 00:13:11,287 An imposter! Quick, chicken! Protect the gold! 176 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:13,418 Oh, man! 177 00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:18,745 Ice-cream? 178 00:13:18,751 --> 00:13:20,287 Oh... 179 00:13:20,293 --> 00:13:22,037 Because the cow is cold. Yes! 180 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,585 Very clever. Tucker?! 181 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:29,745 Now that we're married, you can have it all! 182 00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:31,835 Ahh! 183 00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:36,662 Birds! Bla... Aah... 184 00:13:36,668 --> 00:13:41,126 Splendid job. Now, come on, let's go rescue the Colonel. 185 00:13:50,210 --> 00:13:53,370 I don't think the million-dollar Danger-Gator is expensive enough 186 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:55,370 to blow up Dog Mountain. 187 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,912 Just shoot, already! 188 00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:59,162 You guys would have won the war three times over by now 189 00:13:59,168 --> 00:14:01,828 if you shot your guns off as much as your damn mouths! 190 00:14:01,835 --> 00:14:03,787 Aagh! Aagh! 191 00:14:03,793 --> 00:14:06,210 Aaaagh! 192 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:10,328 Aaagh! 193 00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:13,085 That oughta seal it up. 194 00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:19,953 I could do that. I could DO that. I can do... 195 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,626 Whoa. 196 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:26,376 Ha! 197 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,578 Aah... Avalanche! 198 00:14:30,585 --> 00:14:34,293 Noooo! 199 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,001 Whoo! 200 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:45,828 Man, you just can't get 201 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:48,037 waterfall-fresh cocktails like this in the future. 202 00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:49,703 It just needs, uh, you know, 203 00:14:49,710 --> 00:14:51,501 a little bit of relish. 204 00:14:54,251 --> 00:14:55,953 Whoa! 205 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,745 Mmm! 206 00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,287 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 207 00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,203 What's the big idea?! 208 00:15:01,210 --> 00:15:02,995 Don't be mouthin' me! 209 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,828 You should be mouthin' him! 210 00:15:04,835 --> 00:15:06,585 Ilsa, what...? 211 00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:13,787 Old? 212 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:15,293 Damaged? 213 00:15:20,918 --> 00:15:25,412 Why would Hitler be keeping the Colonel in this... romantic bedroom? 214 00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:29,120 You must be... worn out from all that torture, Claire. 215 00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:31,120 Mm! 216 00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:35,085 Why don't you, uh, make yourself comfortable on this, uh, bed? 217 00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,037 Oh, lovey-dovey. Ohh! 218 00:15:40,043 --> 00:15:41,995 What is wrong with you?! 219 00:15:42,001 --> 00:15:45,287 I just... know how much you like roses. 220 00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:47,876 No, I don't. I... can't stand the smell. 221 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:54,037 Oh... Yes, you're right! 222 00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:56,620 Ooh, stop beating around the bush, Tucker, Tucker! 223 00:15:56,626 --> 00:15:58,287 Just say it! 224 00:15:58,293 --> 00:16:00,453 Claire, I want to show you something. 225 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,203 Have you found sensitive dossiers? 226 00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:04,293 No. 227 00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:07,787 Are you ready for... prime time? 228 00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:09,745 Hmm. What's prime time? 229 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,287 It's, uh... 230 00:16:11,293 --> 00:16:12,870 ..when I show you my stiffy. 231 00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:14,578 Speak up, Tucker! Stiffy! 232 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:16,120 Oh! Aah! 233 00:16:16,126 --> 00:16:18,537 Can't you see I'm trying to foreplay you, Claire? 234 00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:20,245 Tucker, you're acting like a man! 235 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:23,120 It's Christmas, Claire, and I'm going to intercourse you - 236 00:16:23,126 --> 00:16:24,870 no two ways about it. 237 00:16:24,876 --> 00:16:27,043 Two-way intercourse? Mmm! 238 00:16:28,376 --> 00:16:30,710 Ohh! Mmm! 239 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:35,245 Claire? How could you? 240 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,412 Two Tuckers? 241 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:38,912 My God. 242 00:16:38,918 --> 00:16:40,662 You're me. 243 00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,995 Yes. From the future. 244 00:16:43,001 --> 00:16:45,412 And I'm a Nazi? 245 00:16:45,418 --> 00:16:47,245 Goodbye, Claire. No! 246 00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:50,412 Yes, do it! There's only room in the world for one Tucker. 247 00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:52,835 You're right. Ohhh! 248 00:16:56,751 --> 00:16:59,078 I can't wait for the future. 249 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,828 I love this synth! 250 00:17:00,835 --> 00:17:03,078 ♪ Bee-boo-ba-ba-boo! ♪ 251 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:04,620 This telephone! 252 00:17:04,626 --> 00:17:06,370 These computer disks! 253 00:17:06,376 --> 00:17:08,537 These...! Hey, what are these?! 254 00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,078 Uh, cheer-up movies! 255 00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:13,328 I LOVE cheer-up movies! 256 00:17:13,335 --> 00:17:14,668 Aaaagh! 257 00:17:16,085 --> 00:17:17,501 Aagh! Aaagh! 258 00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,376 Stop it, Tuckers! 259 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,828 Run, Pierre! The future people have come to get us! 260 00:17:25,835 --> 00:17:28,662 Sure! Uh, no, they are our friends. 261 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:30,370 Two Tuckers? Two Pierres? 262 00:17:30,376 --> 00:17:33,162 Where's Ilsa and Jackson and... me? 263 00:17:33,168 --> 00:17:34,703 You're right here. 264 00:17:34,710 --> 00:17:36,953 Oh! Oh! 265 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,460 Oh! 266 00:17:39,668 --> 00:17:41,453 If you don't come away with me, Claire, 267 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,995 then this will be your fate! 268 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,370 Ohh! Now... 269 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,995 Stop being a flannel and let's live happily ever after. 270 00:17:47,001 --> 00:17:50,162 Tucker, you've had your Claire. You can't have another one! 271 00:17:50,168 --> 00:17:52,370 "Why try future marmalade on your crumpet 272 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:56,245 "when... present marmalade does the job just fine?" I say. 273 00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:57,787 Oh, leave me alone! 274 00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,370 Tucker, we've been consumed by the temptations of time travel 275 00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,245 and forgotten the real reason we're here. 276 00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:05,245 I thought you were here to party. Yes! Uh... no. 277 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,787 Wait. No. 278 00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:09,162 Hitler has come back from the future to change the world. 279 00:18:09,168 --> 00:18:12,418 And if we do not stop him, then we may never exist! 280 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,578 We should fight them together! 281 00:18:15,585 --> 00:18:17,912 Yes! I won't work with these murderous future scoundrels! 282 00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:19,120 Hear, hear. 283 00:18:19,126 --> 00:18:21,078 Come on, my friends, huh? 284 00:18:21,085 --> 00:18:22,703 It's Christmas. 285 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:23,912 Yes! Yeah. 286 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,495 Oh... 287 00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,037 Oh... alright, then. 288 00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:29,918 Oh-ho-ho! Yes! Yeah! 289 00:18:32,418 --> 00:18:33,995 Oh! 290 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:35,995 Wow! 291 00:18:36,001 --> 00:18:38,293 Merry Christmas, everyone! 292 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:43,037 Cheers. Cheers. Oh, hey, hey, stop! 293 00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:46,162 We've done it again! We're supposed to be killing Hitler! 294 00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,703 Come on, Pierre. 295 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,412 One more waterfall-fresh Shirley Temple. 296 00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:52,620 No! Yes! 297 00:18:52,626 --> 00:18:55,787 Sorry, my friend. I thought he was talking to me! 298 00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,495 I thought he was talking to me! 299 00:18:57,501 --> 00:19:00,001 'Cause we are the same... 300 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,995 Let's go win some war. 301 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:04,210 Yeah! 302 00:19:45,568 --> 00:19:47,563 Hey? Hey, you? Huh? Huh? Huh? 303 00:19:47,569 --> 00:19:49,685 I'm on your side. I'm a spy. 304 00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:51,524 Spy? Look. 305 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,024 Huh? Uh... 306 00:20:06,566 --> 00:20:08,566 Oh! 307 00:20:40,024 --> 00:20:41,524 Aaagh! 308 00:20:43,608 --> 00:20:44,768 Ahh! 309 00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:46,476 Shut up, Leanne! 310 00:20:46,483 --> 00:20:48,774 I don't wanna go to school! 311 00:20:53,983 --> 00:20:55,518 Hey. 312 00:20:55,524 --> 00:20:57,393 Where am I? 313 00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:58,941 There's that shiny piece of shrimp! 314 00:21:02,899 --> 00:21:05,274 This one! Yeah, yeah, yeah. 315 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,316 No, Hitler. I have the power. 316 00:21:29,649 --> 00:21:33,435 Sit... down... you! 317 00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:35,108 Huh? Oh... 318 00:21:39,149 --> 00:21:40,685 Damn it. 319 00:21:40,691 --> 00:21:43,018 Now original Hitler is invincible. 320 00:21:43,024 --> 00:21:44,601 He's won! Shit! 321 00:21:44,608 --> 00:21:46,143 We need a Christmas miracle. 322 00:21:46,149 --> 00:21:49,060 And we need it fast. This place is falling apart. 323 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,726 Claire, do you still have...? 324 00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:52,441 Claire? 325 00:21:53,816 --> 00:21:55,524 We're here to rescue you, Colonel. 326 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,560 No, naive Pierre. 327 00:21:58,566 --> 00:22:00,393 Get down, Claire. Get down. 328 00:22:00,399 --> 00:22:01,899 Get down! 329 00:22:04,608 --> 00:22:07,316 No! 330 00:22:08,983 --> 00:22:10,524 No! 331 00:22:11,983 --> 00:22:15,399 Aaagh! 332 00:22:21,024 --> 00:22:22,983 No! Aaagh! Aah! 333 00:22:25,774 --> 00:22:27,560 We're still here, right? 334 00:22:27,566 --> 00:22:30,601 Are you alright, my friends? Do you feel like you don't exist? 335 00:22:30,608 --> 00:22:32,226 No. Uh, me neither. 336 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:34,310 I, uh, feel pretty good. 337 00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:36,733 Then the continuum was bull-fish! 338 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,726 Not so fast, Johnny! 339 00:22:41,733 --> 00:22:43,643 I'm putting you in detention! 340 00:22:43,649 --> 00:22:45,518 Aaaagh! 341 00:22:45,524 --> 00:22:46,983 Nice one, my friend! 342 00:22:48,566 --> 00:22:50,066 Whoa! Whoa-whoa! 343 00:22:55,191 --> 00:22:57,435 More like gun power. 344 00:22:57,441 --> 00:22:59,851 Aaagh! Aaagh! Aaagh! 345 00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:01,733 I'm so sorry, Claire. 346 00:23:03,358 --> 00:23:04,893 I suppose this means... 347 00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,899 ..I'm just not meant to have you. 348 00:23:08,691 --> 00:23:12,066 Here, take this, in case you get peckish in the afterlife. 349 00:23:22,608 --> 00:23:24,143 I'm sorry, Colonel. 350 00:23:24,149 --> 00:23:26,726 We came from the future to stop this from happening. 351 00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:28,608 Nice work, you migrant. 352 00:23:33,316 --> 00:23:35,060 Yes, Ilsa. 353 00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:38,649 I think it's safe to assume Hitler is proper dead. 354 00:23:39,733 --> 00:23:41,560 Adolf Dead-ler. 355 00:23:41,566 --> 00:23:43,435 Yes. I like the sound of that. 356 00:23:43,441 --> 00:23:46,060 Ohhh! Just get me the hell out of here! 357 00:23:46,066 --> 00:23:48,316 Lucky I brought extra mozzarella. 358 00:23:49,524 --> 00:23:52,310 Here, take one. Yes, here, one for you! 359 00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:54,185 Here, Tucker, Jackson. 360 00:23:54,191 --> 00:23:55,893 Wait! 361 00:23:55,899 --> 00:23:58,643 Can we spare an extra drink... 362 00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:00,560 ..for the Colonel? 363 00:24:00,566 --> 00:24:02,601 Don't be a prawn cracker, Tucker! 364 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,143 Now you're gone, I'm gonna get all the credit for winning the war! 365 00:24:06,149 --> 00:24:08,435 Now, nick off, before you ruin it somehow! 366 00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:10,393 To the future! 367 00:24:10,399 --> 00:24:12,810 Yeah! Ugh! 368 00:24:12,816 --> 00:24:14,649 Ohh... 369 00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:22,108 Ohhh! 370 00:24:23,983 --> 00:24:25,810 Hey, hey! 371 00:24:25,816 --> 00:24:28,226 Smells like our original time line. 372 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,018 We're home! 373 00:24:30,024 --> 00:24:31,560 Yeah! 374 00:24:31,566 --> 00:24:33,733 Yeah! Fast-food joint! Bonus! 375 00:24:36,941 --> 00:24:38,560 Let's go pat that horse! 376 00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:42,524 I'll take five guacamole wieners and an extra medium cheese-shake. 377 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,358 A German horse. Ooh. 378 00:24:48,233 --> 00:24:49,233 Huh? 379 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,393 Hitler Hat?! 380 00:24:54,399 --> 00:24:57,101 Hitler Hat?! 381 00:24:57,108 --> 00:24:58,233 Mm. 382 00:25:03,899 --> 00:25:06,560 Uh-oh. 383 00:25:06,566 --> 00:25:08,101 New from Tamico, 384 00:25:08,108 --> 00:25:09,726 Das Fuhrer, the board game! 385 00:25:09,733 --> 00:25:11,394 Listen to Hitler's orders and survive. 386 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,185 All players eat one mushroom. 387 00:25:13,191 --> 00:25:14,774 Yes, mein Fuhrer! 388 00:25:15,899 --> 00:25:17,226 Ugh! 389 00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:19,644 Progress around the board using Hitler's dice dome! 390 00:25:19,650 --> 00:25:20,935 Oh, no! 391 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:22,268 I landed on war crimes! 392 00:25:22,274 --> 00:25:25,143 Take your cyanide before the Allies find you. 393 00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:27,185 Yes! Honourable death bonus! 394 00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:29,560 Be the first to escape to Argentina 395 00:25:29,566 --> 00:25:31,726 and live off untold stolen riches! 396 00:25:31,733 --> 00:25:33,226 Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha! 397 00:25:33,233 --> 00:25:34,518 Victory. 398 00:25:34,524 --> 00:25:36,101 Das Fuhrer board game, available now 399 00:25:36,108 --> 00:25:38,716 at all good pro-Nazi retailers, from Tamico.